He controls everything I do. Like this, for instance: today. Today’s limit is five words. Each sentence only five words. I … Continue reading Earn It Now, He Says

I’m up to twenty-four. Twenty-four virgins lost between my legs. Twenty-four mint penises have etched their first notch on my … Continue reading Take Me

Mallory habitually went to the corner bar on sunny weekdays when the only other people there were unshaven, grizzled men … Continue reading Here Comes a Regular

Q. How are you? Q. Paper or plastic? Q. Debit or credit? Q. Would you like coleslaw, chips, fries or fruit … Continue reading You Know the Answers

I’m the God of stocking at the Weesa County Grand-Mart. Everything we sell—ground beef, toilet paper, soup, soap—everything, I’m in … Continue reading Training the New Kid

Sarah stood bouncing on the diving board, her toes curled over the edge. Boing, boing. She knew Junior watched her … Continue reading Edge of Youth

Holly was having the kind of day when she couldn’t keep a hold on anything good—from the essentials, like a clear mammogram … Continue reading Matinee Hideaway

“Do you really think you’re going to be able to add anything to the cultural conversation about zombies?” Johnny asks. … Continue reading Zombie Buzz Kill

Edna was obsessed with the weirdos next door, a slab of a man and his lanky wife. She kept her computer on … Continue reading Caught Watching

I adore the smell of Ron’s head when he takes off his hat after a walk in the park. Something about the way … Continue reading A Lucky Woman

Grab the hair on his jaws and pull him to your face. If he smells tangy, you know he’s been with … Continue reading How to Date a Hipster

Ginny is young today. She reclines in the grass, in the quiet forest clearing and tolerates the thatch under her bum like … Continue reading Honey

Elisha Eastman sits in front of the wall-sized mirror in her bedroom and slides the fishnet leg of her custom-made bodysuit over her right calf. When … Continue reading The Smartest Fuck

He says she can keep the sparkly Miu Miu glitter pumps, the ones with the blue trim, if she passes … Continue reading You’ll Do as I Say

Language is supple, and filth is one of its loose-limbed playthings. Let’s spread those legs wide, from evil to innocence. EVIL … Continue reading The Filth Spectrum