You Know the Answers

Q. How are you?

Q. Paper or plastic?

Q. Debit or credit?

Q. Would you like coleslaw, chips, fries or fruit with that?

Q. Can you spare a quarter?

Q. Are you registered to vote?

Q. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior?

Q. Do you know how fast you were going?

Q. Where are you headed?

Q. Did you pack your own bag?

Q. What’s the purpose of your trip?

Q. How long do you intend to stay?

Q. What brings you in today?

Q. Do you floss?

Q. What are the smallest letters you can read easily?

Q. Do you have any allergies?

Q. What was the first date of your last menstrual cycle?

Q. What’s your name?

Q. How did you hear about the job?

Q. What do you consider to be your weakness?

Q. Where do you see yourself in five years?

Q. What do you do for a living?

Q. What do you write about?

Q. Do you have any pets?

Q. Would you like to meet for coffee?

Q. What’s your sign?

Q. Who did you vote for in the last election?

Q. Do you want to have children someday?

Q. Is this love?

Q. Have you ever been convicted of a felony?

Q. Can I bring you home to Mother?

Q. Will you marry me?

Q. Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Q. Shall we dance?

Q. Hawaii or Belize?

Q. Do you mind taking the trash out?

Q. How long have you been married?

Q. Does this dress make me look fat?

Q. Did you pay the mortgage?

Q. What do you mean you thought I paid the mortgage?

Q. Did you fix the leak?

Q. If not this weekend, when?

Q. Are you working late again?

Q. Why are you lifting weights?

Q. Are you having an affair?

Q. Do you love her?

Q. Can you be out by the first?

Q. Is that all there is?

Q. On the rocks or neat?

Q. Come here often?

Q. How long have you been separated?

Q. Truth or dare?

Q. Would you like to go someplace more quiet?

Q. Can I kiss you?

Q. Is the stick shift in your way?

Q. Do you like that?

Q. How about this?

Q. Are you wet?

Q. Why don’t you take these off?

Q. Could you come like this?

Q. How about now?

Q. How do I taste?

Q. Will you touch yourself for me?

Q. Does that feel good?

Q. Can you scoot down?

Q. Am I too deep?

Q. Do you want to flip over?

Q. Faster?

Q. Can you take it all in?

Q. Am I filling you?

Q. Are you coming?

Q. Are you coming?

Q. Are you coming?


Photo credit: Dennis Brekke | Cropped and used under CC by 2.0

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22 thoughts on “You Know the Answers

  1. Those are some excellent questions. We’ve been asked most of them, one time or another, haven’t we?

    (Personal favourite question: ‘Where do you see yourself in five years?’ I love the answers that come from asking that of people!)


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